Wednesday, December 31

Guts of the Holiday Card

Minus the green ink, ribbon and bows
Here's the nitty gritty of our card as follows:




The Müllers were arrested by yours truly, Mister Grinch.
I had no other choice. Their cheer caused Scrooge to flinch!
They bribed the guards with sugarplums
And fruitcake without the rum.
I cannot say more clearly: Have you seen the carolin’ scum?
A hundred pounds of coal I’ll give to you or anyone
Who shares with me the whereabouts of this fam’ly on the run.
If you chance to see them, I warn you stay away!!!
They’re sure to come attack you with their candy cane bouquet!

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