Cornmeal Vision

Justice is blind. 'Tis true! 'Tis true!
Three white rodents were too - were too.
But who would have guessed? Not me - not me.
That corn dogs are not. They see! They see!

iAddiction

the cast has our devotion .....
they act with such emotion .....
we're psyched by just a re-run....

We've got an iAddiction!

we simply can not let go ....
not watch it is a no-no ...
iCarly is our hero ......

Must have spaghetti taco!

Our Protein Fix

Gotta get our protein
To keep our bodies strong.
Put it in our diet -
We really can't go wrong.

But ham and eggs - so boring!
Tuna makes our tummies ache.
Gotta be creative -
Can't afford a T-bone steak.

So we used our money wisely -
For protein sweet not bland!
Combined our love of choc-late
With what we had on hand.

That's right - our secret's out!
Can't keep a cat in our house -
'Cause it's us that eats the mouse!

A Birthday Confession

There's so much on my plate.
A lot to follow through.
Some have asked - as of late -
How do I do it all.

I brush them off.
I can not tell.
The secret I must hide.
But now its time -
To let it out.
In you I will confide.

On the day that I was born
But oh! so long ago.
My parents, they had cause to mourn
When they heard the news.

Not one but two wee little ones
To feed and dress and love.
Having only thought that one would come
They didn't know what to do.
Gave both of us the same sweet name.
Smart ones - dad and mum!

But one of us was not so straight -
In fact she was a beast!
A good twin and an evil one -
The task was far too great.

So they choose to take one lass
And give the other up.
To a home that could relate
To mischief and some sass.

I went through life oblivious -
Not knowing of my twin.
And then one day my sister came.
She caught me by surprise!
From that day on I knew my life -
Would never be the same.

Don't laugh or tease
I have the proof.
To put your mind at ease.





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For quite a while, she's lived with me.
Though I hide her well.
Her PJs are her favorite clothes.
She likes to growl and yell.
No make up on her frightful face -
She is the ogre's belle.

Though wicked she may be
She is a help to me.
Happy B-Day to my twin!
I love that sneaky grin ;)

New Year's Resolution

We'll keep our Christmas pounds.
Buy our sugared sweets in bulk.
Bear our temper like The Hulk
If we have to share our Mounds.





Not more patience or losin' weight -
Atops our New Year's list.
Instead we ask, no we insist -
Perfecting just this trait ...

Our fam'ly's all 'bout honesty.
No more secrets! No more lies!

We'll bare our souls in bloogersphere.
1 confession at a time.
With honest heart and simple rhyme.
Throughout the bless-ed year.















Come with me and you will see!
Our lives unfold be4 your eyes.

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Our First Confession

Tickle her tummy. She likes it so!
Dog food jelly beans she buys with her dough.
Forget the boys - a beagle makes her swoon.
What to do! Our little one howls at the moon!