No power = good family fun

Baking brownies for a Sunday treat,
When lo and behold the power went out!
No need to scream, throw a fit or pout -
Light a candle, grab a game, take a seat.
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Alas, our evening had to end.
But these items we recommend!!

Mushroom Love

A love story for the ages.
Joined by far more than stir-fry.
Once princess and loyal page,
Now sweet spore and her fun-gi.
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No matter where life did take them,
From medieval times to today,
Clad in gold or simple gray,
Their devotion would not dim.



When we found them, our heart skipped a beat.
A double mushroom - what a treat!

A St. Patrick's Day Discovery

There once were two girls from the city
Sisters they were and so pretty!
Went hunting for gold,
And lo and behold,
They met up with a man itty-bitty.

He wore a green suit and had a red doo
Dancing and singing like leprechauns do.
Guarding his pot ,
He couldn't be caught !
All that remains is the pic April drew.

Are you blue?

She's blue - da ba dee da ba di,

Da ba dee da ba di!

Da ba dee da ba di!

How come? I'll tell you why!

Its Spirit Week at Highland High.

Sophmores rock and that's no lie!

Colored duct tape 'round the thigh,

Blue cheeks & brows - My, oh my!

She's just waiting until July

when she can date a blue man guy!

"Crumb"y Humor

Reasons to Buy Girl Scout Cookies

They come in a handy single serving size - one box.

If you buy something for a good cause it has zero calories!

No pre-heating required!

You can use them as bribes so your kids will eat their peas.

It gives you a great excuse to buy a freezer.

Keep one stashed in your car -

Get out of that speeding ticket in July!

Eating them makes you feel like a star!

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Knock. Knock.

Who's there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda Girl Scout Cookie?

"Mom, that joke was way corny!"

On Guard

You may have met me,

I'm Legra and as you can see -

I'm the luckiest cat on the face of the earth.

I look over my kingdom and all of its worth.

Cookie boxes galore!

My subjects are 4, 224.

Don't try to steal one or you might pout

When I scratch your eyes out!

Aaahh, I'm just kidding. I really am sweet.

Check out Sarah though, she's shorter than the treat!

Please! Oh, Please!

I've heard of begging for a new Barbie doll

or a pink cell phone on which to call.

Throwing a fit over candy or cake,

But for this?

Goodness sake!!

Well, she ate all the bugs and creepy things.

Even the grasshopper with wings!

I guess it is true what they say -



If its covered in chocolate, you can't go astray!

Engineering and U

A troop field trip to the U of U
To check out what engineers do.
Sarah built a valve for a heart.
Emma took a PC apart.

Would the girls' gumdrop condo pass?
Alas, the earthquake made it crash!