Friday, March 6

"Crumb"y Humor

Reasons to Buy Girl Scout Cookies



They come in a handy single serving size - one box.
If you buy something for a good cause it has zero calories!
No pre-heating required!
You can use them as bribes so your kids will eat their peas.
It gives you a great excuse to buy a freezer.
Keep one stashed in your car -
Get out of that speeding ticket in July!
Eating them makes you feel like a star!

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Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda Girl Scout Cookie?



"Mom, that joke was way corny!"

2 comments:

Emlyn said...

So I was all frustrated when I was putting my cookie boxes away because I was counting and counting and I knew I got my right orders from the right girls but I couldn't find one box of Samoas. Then I realized... We ate them.

Abigail said...

Too funny! The same thing happens to us we're always looking for "somoa" cookies!