When the shirt fell from the dryer
All covered in chapstick stains,
The hunt was on for the criminal
With beeswax in its veins.
We looked inside the lint trap -
But couldn't find it there.
So Dad issued a warrant:
Oh, Lipsmacker - BEWARE!
We could hear the struggle.
A scream: "Off-i-cer down!"
We ran into the bathroom -
Found the message and this clown.
The stakes had now been raised.
It attacked more than a shirt!
But in the end it proved no match -
For this highly trained expert.
"Life in the trash!" It was sentenced before dawn.
But have you seen his partner - the pesky green cray-on?
2 comments:
That's why we buy organic chapsticks. They don't do that
:)
I love the post though!
:D
Oh no!! I am not fond of messes such as that! I am glad you are upbeat enough about them to see the humor and post about it. :)
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